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2015 ELECTIONS: INEC chairman, Attahiru Jega summoned by senate

The senate on Tuesday summoned the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Prof Attahiru Jega, to appear before it Wednesday on his level of his agency’s preparedness towards the forthcoming general elections.

The decision was taken following a motion by the senate Leader, Victor Ndoma-Egba, who noted that there was the need for Jega to brief the senators and demonstrate the use of the card readers.

The Minority Leader, Senator George Akume, also suggested that the three service chiefs who engineered the postponement of the polls from February 14, be equally invited.

However, while Senate President David Mark, was ruling on the motion and the voice vote approval of the senators, said the invitation of service chiefs would be determined by Jega’s submission on Wednesday.

Mark therefore directed the INEC boss to appear before the senate in plenary Wednesday by 11.00am.

Gombe State PDP Member Tears His Membership Card

Another member of the People’s Democratic Party, PDP, Alhaji Abdullahi B. Muhammad, seems to have followed the footstep of the former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo as he has also torn his party membership card.

Alhaji Abdullahi B. Muhammad is the Senior Special Assistant on Security to the Governor of Gombe State, Ibrahim Dankwambo.

The PDP big shot in Gombe State said he decided to denounce his affiliation with the ruling party because he is fed up with the way PDP is running the affairs of the country, adding that only a few out of the large population of Nigeria are benefiting from the nation’s finances.

Mercy Johnson Explains Husband's Dislike For Sultry Roles

Nollywood actress, Mercy Johnson, speaks on why she quit some movie roles. In a recent interview with Punch, the actress who is married to Prince Odianosen Okojie said that her husband is jealous and so she had  to stop doing certain romantic roles.
Read excerpts after the cut.

She said

"My Husband wasn’t comfortable with the romantic scenes. I stopped taking up such roles in 2009 when I realised we were getting serious and headed for marriage. 
I was so in love with him that I started adjusting my lifestyle and personality to suit him. He is enlightened and well-travelled. He understands the demands of my job and has no problems with my career. He simply gives me space to fly." 

"A lot of people asked me this question when I was getting married but at that point in my life, there was nothing too big to let go, even now. I am willing to let go of everything to be with him and be happy. 

I am not in competition with anybody. I want to be married, I want to be with a man, just the way God has asked it be. I don’t want to take his role as a helper. He is an introvert and can stay at home all day when he isn’t working but I am the extrovert and we complement each other perfectly".

Timi Dakolo: 3 is Enough, No More Babies

West African Idol winner Timi Dakolo has three children, a son and two daughters with his gorgeous wife Busayo Dakolo. The soul singer however said he is done having children.

In an interview with  Sun News  on February 14, 2015 about how he had 3 children in four years.

“I have three kids now and I can confidently tell you that my wife and I are done making children; no more kids because I have three already. I am done with making babies.”

Timi and wife Busayo met at House on the Rock Church. The couple married in 2012 though they already had their son Alex. After they had tied the knot, they welcomed two more children

UPDATE: Ex-President Obasanjo Finally Dumps PDP, Tears Membership Card In Public

Few days after he accused President Goodluck Jonathan of orchestrating a tenure elongation plot, which he dubbed the “Gbagbo treatment”, ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo has dumped the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), saying he is no longer interested in partisan politics as he is now a statesman.

Although this is a developing story, there are reports the ex-president allegedly tore his PDP membership card in public.

You may recall that the Presidency and PDP had made various attempts to appease Obasanjo to no avail, which led to speculations that the ex-president may be suspended for anti-party activities.

Perhaps his dumping of the ruling party is a pre-emptive move.

Details later…

***UPDATE***

According to Daily Trust report, Obasanjo handed over his PDP membership card to the leader of his Ward 11, in Abeokuta North local government, Alhaji Surajudeen Oladunjoye and instructed him to tear it.

Oladunjoye, who led about 350 members of the ward on a fact-finding mission to the ex-president’s residence, tore the card into shreds to the admiration of the party followers, some of whom also tore their cards in solidarity.

Addressing members of the press in Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital, Mr. Obasanjo said if his involvement in partisan politics would stop him from having a better Nigeria, then he is ready to sacrifice membership of the PDP and become a statesman.

The former Nigerian leader, who was responding to questions on rumours to expel him from the ruling party, directed his aide to get his membership card and few minutes after he was given, threw it away, declaring that “if this is why we cannot have the Nigeria we desire, I am no longer part of this”.

Obasanjo ruled Nigeria from 1999 to 2007 for two terms of eight years on the platform of PDP. He had previously led the country as a military head of state from 1976 to 1979 before he voluntarily handed-over power to a civilian president, Alhaji Shehu Shagari.

Domestic Assistants Attempts to Poison Ex beauty Queen Ibidunni Ighodalo

Three domestic staffs to Pastor Ituah Ighodalo of Trinity House Church have been dragged before a Lagos Magistrate Court sitting in Tinubu, in Lagos state, for attempting to murder Ibidunni Ighodalo, the Ex beauty queen wife of Pastor Ituah through poison.

The accused Akeem Makinde-Ewuosi, Abdulkareem Mohammed and Paul Eke has been charged for conspiracy and attempted murder.

The prosecutor in the case, Chidi Okoye, said the attempt to murder the former beauty queen and the brain behind Elizabeth R, an upscale event management company, took place between January 28 and February 10, 2015, at the family's residence at 4b Ogun Street, Osborne Foreshore Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos.
He added that it was the same poisonous substance was used to poison the pastor's dog, Simba, sometime ago.

Okoye alleged that Mohammed had confessed that he had sexual fantasies towards the very pretty Ibidun Ighodalo, and in his warped mind, planned to kill her husband after killing the dog, so that the affection she has for her husband and the dog will be transferred to him but the culprits were apprehended after Ighodalo said she “prayed and the Holy Spirit revealed” to her that something was wrong.

When they were confronted, they allegedly confessed to the crime of poisoning the dog and also planning to get rid of her.

Mohammed allegedly confessed that he got a black soap and powder from the herbalist who asked him to buy a sponge, bath with it and throw it into the river.

According to Okoye, the native doctor had assured Mohammed that after the bath, he would be able to demand for N10m and any other thing he wanted from Ighodalo and she would give them to him.

The case was adjourned to March 18, 2015.